I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
that may or may not have been my penis.
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