Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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