ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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