Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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