I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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