So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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