I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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