Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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