is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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