Your face is a jimmy john
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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