i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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