The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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