He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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