I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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