what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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