I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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