If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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