Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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