Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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