I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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