I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
