You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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