If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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