Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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