i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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