Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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