Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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