And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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