your room smells of hookers.
And success
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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