I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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