so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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