Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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