come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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