Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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