Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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