I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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