i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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