id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
