I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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