Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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