let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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