I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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