How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Randomize
