I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
His nipple licking is glorious
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