The brown eye won't let me do that either.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
