yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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