Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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