this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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