Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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