just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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