My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You are the jesus of drinking
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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